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[Baz]

You out or what?, That really sucks. I would share but you are way over there, lol.

Technicaly im not out, but some punk sold me some real crap, only worthy for the bin, i could prob pluck a bud off my plant and smoke that, and get a lot higher lol

 

[Twistyman]

Your papers ! Were are your papers? We have ways of making you give us your papers!

Thank you, these ez widers will do.

No papers...... Das es verboten.......

 

[Chiceh]

No papers...... Das es verboten.......

Grab a bong.

 

[KiloBit]

Ha Ha Ha yea thats it!

Poop in a bag on fire in front of his door, and soak his porch in petrol

Then when the fuker comes out and thinks.... ahhh i seen this trick before...

Then boots it on to his petrol soaked porch!

Amazing... great advice guys

I'll post the results ha ha

WhhhirWhhhirrWhhirrr BlareBlareBlare This is command to firetruck charlie one nine over. AAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you burnt the feckers house down. You have the right to remain silent......

 

[Twistyman]

Grab a bong.

Bang a gong.....

Hi Chiceh....

 

[Baz]

WhhhirWhhhirrWhhirrr BlareBlareBlare This is command to firetruck charlie one nine over. AAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you burnt the feckers house down. You have the right to remain silent......

Ha Ha Ha

Runs away............

 

[Chiceh]

Bang a gong.....

Hi Chiceh....

Now get it on, lmao.

 

[tipsgnob]

Do I smell testosterone?

that might be ass....I need a shower...

 

[korvette1977]

Next.......... !.. Sooooo tips..
Boy I wish I had vettes phone #.. he should be tripping in 3 hours.....I'd love to fuck with his head..... I should have asked China... Damn it..

Bla ,,I feel like puking right now .... its 2:14 am fuck it was a good night IM SURE I'll be a hurting pup in the morning ,,Happy Thanksgiving

 

[fdd2blk]

hungover on thanksgiving. that's a suck. :/

 

[korvette1977]

hungover on thanksgiving. that's a suck. :/

LOl yea I guess thats alright 6 hrs sleep and I'll be good as new ,, Maybe with a mad headache ,, I drank prob more than I would have , They were flowing back all night ,, But I might add Hijack was the talk of the smoking section....

 

[korvette1977]

They smelled it from what seemed like miles away they came in droves ..... Yep Motherfuckers LOVE THAT SMELL



What is it they asked ... ?? This shit is off the hook ................

 

[korvette1977]

The Band

 

[korvette1977]

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all.........................
Sounds like you had a good time... Thats one of the problems with acid.. you drink, but don't realize how many you've had till...... well till the next day..either feel like shit, or the woman tears you a new one (don't mean china)... the after acid blahs...

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Huh, I know of a girl named China... Probably not the same one, she lived in Ohio.

Sounds like a fun time

Morning Twisty, Happy Thanksgiving fellow Americanos.

 

[Twistyman]

Huh, I know of a girl named China... Probably not the same one, she lived in Ohio.

Sounds like a fun time

Morning Twisty, Happy Thanksgiving fellow Americanos.

Morning Howard.. Happy holiday my US friends.......


Owww ! My gut hurts again today........

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Wake up Wikid, or Stoney and have her rub your tummy

 

[Twistyman]

Wake up Wikid, or Stoney and have her rub your tummy

Thanks Howard .. just what I need.. get old twisty all worked up into a lather..then they split to go have thanksgiving and twisty ends up with a holiday woody and no one to give THANKS to, if you catch my drift..

 

[korvette1977]

HEY TWISTY ... You should have called you could have listened to the show