Couples - What's your sex life like?

Jimdamick

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Rape fantasies are pretty common. I once drove a date down a dark desert highway, pulled over and then tickled her relentlessly until she was screaming at the top of her lungs. It sounds silly, but I guess it really depends on how ticklish your date is.
Especially when the tickling goes down south. I bet she quieted down when you got to her knob. That usually shuts them up, until the plunging starts, and then the screams really start (in my case) (oooh no, you beast, please stop) Yea, right., you love it bitch, now shut up, and enjoy.(etc., etc)
 

Lord Kanti

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Especially when the tickling goes down south. I bet she quieted down when you got to her knob. That usually shuts them up, until the plunging starts, and then the screams really start (in my case) (oooh no, you beast, please stop) Yea, right., you love it bitch, now shut up, and enjoy.(etc., etc)
I kept waiting for that stray cop to show up and I'd be all, "I was just tickling her, officer. I swears it!"
 

Jimdamick

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Fuck, I’ve had dreams about being kidnapped and then Stockholm syndrome kicks in and one of my captors and I have crazy animalistic sex.

Can’t rape the willing though.

The thought of having sex with anyone that I was not 100% in agreement of having sex with, makes me want to sew up my vagina.

Been there, done that. Karma will get those fuckers, in the end…

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…Not if I find them first though.
Your my kind of woman, Yessica. Next life we should hook up and have some serious fun.(Do you live on the East coast, maybe we wont have to wait that long)
 

Yessica...

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10/10 thread

Plus reps++++

I don't know about the rest of you...but I happen to REALLY enjoy knowing the sexual happenings of other people's relationships.

I think it's a neat thing to know.

Just my opinion though. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Because we are human, and all different.
 

Lord Kanti

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10/10 thread

Plus reps++++

I don't know about the rest of you...but I happen to REALLY enjoy knowing the sexual happenings of other people's relationships.

I think it's a neat thing to know.

Just my opinion though. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Because we are human, and all different.
Hey, so do I!

Feel free to share away...
 

ebgood

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Hey, I know this is the Internet, so we basically say what we want, but please don't stop mid thought. Like what about Xmas? Like reindeer Xmas? Fat old man Xmas? Now you got me thinking, and now I'm getting all horned thinking about Xmas. (I'm bad)
Lol ok. Ya know how excited u were as a kid on christmas and u opened that 1 present that was just fn perfect? It was like that
 

ebgood

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@april, the biggest problem I had after the pregnancy was going down on her. Watching a child come out of there really wrecked it for me. Was almost 2 years before I would again.

Honestly I would've rather of waited in the waiting room like the olden days.
I never understood dudes bein grossed out by birth. Its just a temporary disaster. It goes back to bein the best thing on earth next to weed soo fast. Sarah was jumpin back on me 3 weeks after we had our son. And im never scared to eat that cat
 
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