Late night at the cove -extra cheezy edition

thecannacove

thecannacove

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Good to hear. Glad you put a hit out on pinworms imposter. Boy was such a douche (unlike the og pinworm)

Now the thread is free of his dickish behavior I can ask a serious question. So has anyone ever sneezed so hard a little bit of poop comes out?
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Lmao, would that be a shnart?
 
thecannacove

thecannacove

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Not sure. I'm always really worried. Friend from school told me that if you cough, sneeze and fart at the same time your head explodes. Not sure how true that is but I'm guessing 100%
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Totally true! I seen it happen in high school! One minute Joe was sitting in class. It was quiet as hell as everyone was taking a math test but Joe had finished early. He was resting his eyes, relaxing with his head on his desk. Suddenly a sneeze accompanied by a thunderous shart. Yep, a sneeze shart - the dreaded shnart. The reverb off the hard plastic chair made a sharp clap in the air. Suddenly, his head just popped like a balloon. All that remained was a torso and legs, perfectly seated in the shnart covered chair.
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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thecannacove said:
Totally true! I seen it happen in high school! One minute Joe was sitting in class. It was quiet as hell as everyone was taking a math test but Joe had finished early. He was resting his eyes, relaxing with his head on his desk. Suddenly a sneeze accompanied by a thunderous shart. Yep, a sneeze shart - the dreaded shnart. The reverb off the hard plastic chair made a sharp clap in the air. Suddenly, his head just popped like a balloon. All that remained was a torso and legs, perfectly seated in the shnart covered chair.
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Confirmed 100% true. The dreaded shnart. No man/woman is safe.
 
jointed

jointed

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Good to hear. Glad you put a hit out on pinworms imposter. Boy was such a douche (unlike the og pinworm)

Now the thread is free of his dickish behavior I can ask a serious question. So has anyone ever sneezed so hard a little bit of poop comes out?
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Well....uhhhh.......maybe
 
jointed

jointed

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Stay classy...raunchy......poe.tae.to.....pot.tae.to....and I'm not even stoned...lol Although I did try to find some today, with no luck:cry:
 
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