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raratt

raratt

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"I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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raratt said:
"I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."
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Shirley you've seen Jackass.

~ Que blended Airplane quote, "of course I've seen Jackass and don't call me Shirley"~
 
BarnBuster

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My hometown had a “High” Street as well as a “Hooker Av”.
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Sativied

Sativied

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On the road all day, had no time for a decent meal. I take a break at a pond and this duck comes up to me quacking, stretching its fat wings, poking its beak between its voluptuous breasts… and I catch myself thinking, just for a split second, ”do I have my phone on me so I can lookup how to butcher this duck”. Poor duck, I didn’t mean it, not like I have a knife on me.
 
OldMedUser

OldMedUser

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
My A/c on my new car got hit by a rock and need to be replaced . $1,399. 3 months old 2024 Toyota Corolla Cross Hybrid.
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That totally sux! I could never understand why there isn't some sort of grill in front of those units to prevent just that from happening. A week ago Friday it was hot enough up here for me to check out the A/C on my 2008 Saturn Vue and damned if isn't still working.This year I'm going to rig up a curtain behind the front seats to keep both the cool and heat up front as it's a very spacious vehicle and hard to maintain a comfortable temp up front.

:peace:
 
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SpaceGrease

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Just got my 1st sight unseen real smell of suntan lotion just now … shit was carried on the wind and it hit the nose hard …hahah it is time !

edit “” Just think …Steph Curry gets 48 million a year to bang 3’s….and your doing it for free “
 
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Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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OldMedUser said:
That totally sux! I could never understand why there isn't some sort of grill in front of those units to prevent just that from happening. A week ago Friday it was hot enough up here for me to check out the A/C on my 2008 Saturn Vue and damned if isn't still working.This year I'm going to rig up a curtain behind the front seats to keep both the cool and heat up front as it's a very spacious vehicle and hard to maintain a comfortable temp up front.

:peace:
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Yeah, dealer said it was just bad luck. It’s a design flaw. It could happen again and I asked if there was an accessory to prevent this from potentially happening again. She said no because it would interfere with the electrical sensor devices . I assume like the collision sensors and the cruise control sensors and lane change sensors. I called the other dealer down the hwy to see what kinda quote he had. He was $500 more . Some shit like the new coolant they use for these vehicles is $300 alone.
Next week I am gong to call the dealer that sold me the car and also the lemon law number to report this. I don’t expect much but it’s worth a shot. I dropped some serious cash on this vehicle. Traded in both my old cars for it and more cash on top. I do still really like it a lot.
 
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