Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Blue Wizard]

Where?

Yes, please do tell.

 

[ChingOwn]

Yes, please do tell.

Dont lie you know you know.

 

[mr sunshine]

We all know you guys both know, the obviousness is obviously obvious.

 

[Blue Wizard]

We all know you guys both know, the obviousness is obviously obvious.

TBH, I do know. lol

 

[OOBubblesOO]

At the pot shop
Woah woah woah woah
Talkin' 'bout the pot shop, yeah

 

[Indagrow]

Called in sick today... I feel fine


I was just sick of going to work

 

[Trousers]

A Zen Master lived in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief entered the hut looking for something to steal. The Zen Master returned to find the confused thief. "You have come a long way to visit me and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked outside, his curved schlong bathed in moonlight. "Poor man, I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."

 

[Me & My friend]

Called in sick today... I feel fine


I was just sick of going to work

If your conscience ever bothers you just tell them you're having "eye problems".
After all....you just cant see going to work today.....right?

 

[Indagrow]

If your conscience ever bothers you just tell them you're having "eye problems".
After all....you just cant see going to work today.....right?

Conscience?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

If your conscience ever bothers you just tell them you're having "problems with your anal optic nerve".
After all....you just cant see your ass going to work today.....right?

Mildly edited for humor.

 

[Flaming Pie]

A Zen Master lived in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief entered the hut looking for something to steal. The Zen Master returned to find the confused thief. "You have come a long way to visit me and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked outside, his curved schlong bathed in moonlight. "Poor man, I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."

That was the most beautiful story

I

Evar

Saw.

 

[ChingOwn]

Im 93.76% sure that sunni has me on ignore..

 

[sunni]

Im 93.76% sure that sunni has me on ignore..

Nope
I don't have anyone on ignore mate

 

[sunni]

Came into this thread to say I want fruit and that I'm gunna buy out all the fruit here

 

[Metasynth]

Came into this thread to say I want fruit and that I'm gunna buy out all the fruit here

Want me to ship ya some mangos?

 

[sunni]

Want me to ship ya some mangos?

They actually have them here
I had two this week
They were actually good

I also had watermelon this week
And bananas

And i really really want moar fruit

 

[Metasynth]

Kiwis? Pineapple?

 

[sunni]

Kiwis? Pineapple?

I haven't purchased the pineapples here yet because pineapple hurts my mouth

Lol I think I may have a teeny tiny allergic reaction to it or
I eat too much of it when I do have it and the acidity is too much

Kiwis I buy every week here
My husband usually eats them all

They have lots of the tropical fruit here

 

[ChingOwn]

I got a pomegranate tree the birds eat the poms then poop red on everything you want some poms?

 

[ChingOwn]

I haven't purchased the pineapples here yet because pineapple hurts my mouth

Lol I think I may have a teeny tiny allergic reaction to it or
I eat too much of it when I do have it and the acidity is too much

Kiwis I buy every week here
My husband usually eats them all

They have lots of the tropical fruit here

Pineapples contain an plant protease enzyme called bromelain. Because it readily breaks down protein, bromelain is frequently used as a natural meat tenderizer. In addition, bromelain may also induce a prickly sensation in the mouth when consumed.