The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Update - Yellow Dream

It’s been about 4 days or so since flip and pulled plant to check her out. The nitrogen excess is waning but still have a minor claw at tips.
That again was my fault for using a kelp / fish fertilizer instead of a KELP only product for my Kelp Pee infusion. I gave her a straight 3:1 water to pee drink , as she is accustomed to. It seemed to bring back the normal green.

She is looking like she will throw sex pretty soon.

Other than that - she is still in the game.

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Budzbuddha said:
Update - Yellow Dream

It’s been about 4 days or so since flip and pulled plant to check her out. The nitrogen excess is waning but still have a minor claw at tips.
That again was my fault for using a kelp / fish fertilizer instead of a KELP only product for my Kelp Pee infusion. I gave her a straight 3:1 water to pee drink , as she is accustomed to. It seemed to bring back the normal green.

She is looking like she will throw sex pretty soon.

Other than that - she is still in the game.

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One things sure. The man knows how to grow weed. It dont matter if he uses the best nutes money can buy on the best genetics or if he pours his piss on bagseed ditchweed that he grew on a dare. The dude ends up with goodass looking frosty AF dank. Whenever he suggests a method, even half jokingly, i listen. So far hes not steered me wrong. And its been entertaining participating in this "urinalysis ".
 
I've noticed that rounding out my veg fertigation with a 10:1/ 15:1 water/urine ratio helps with that misc. nutrient imbalance that I used to chase, when I transitioned to LED.

I also try and bring as much of my pee outside to use in the yard. About 16oz to a gallon of water broadcast on any patchy spots in the yard, or plants/shrubs. Gives them a great pick me up.

Its pretty cool watching this experiement unfold.
I'll be interested in how you transition into flowering with your pee ratio.
Also very curious how she will smoke...
Wishing you all the best.
 
The Crystal Assasin said:
I've noticed that rounding out my veg fertigation with a 10:1/ 15:1 water/urine ratio helps with that misc. nutrient imbalance that I used to chase, when I transitioned to LED.

I also try and bring as much of my pee outside to use in the yard. About 16oz to a gallon of water broadcast on any patchy spots in the yard, or plants/shrubs. Gives them a great pick me up.

Its pretty cool watching this experiement unfold.
I'll be interested in how you transition into flowering with your pee ratio.
Also very curious how she will smoke...
Wishing you all the best.
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I expect a PEEtabulous smoke report.
bongsmilie
 
Gave my experimental plant a dose of "pee-charge" 3 days ago and she just keeps looking better and better as opposed to the control plant which has stayed yellow as fk. even though its in a 5g bucket and whizz widow is in a 2 gallon. This shit( or should i say pee?) Works.
 
I noticed that the pic i tried putting up yesterday didnt stick, so here it is. Its pretty obvious which one is the ex'pee'rimental plant. I kinda wish now that i had treated them both but science relegates that a control plant be used. How ironic that the piss yellow plant is that control. I mentioned to a friend that ,"people" are having success using urine as fertilizer. He stated that these people are nasty fkrs. He said he would stick with his usual ferts( funny ive never known in 20+ years for him to get a single plant to finish, even when i gave him 3 auto seeds last year). His (claimed)usual?... a mix of chicken shit, cow manure and horse manure mixed with pelletized lawn fertilizer. REALLY? How the hell is that less nasty than diluted pee or more environmentally friendly? I think hes full of crap cause every plant Ive seen him try to grow has been in straight local red clay with MG . Lol. After reading whats in FFOF, i dont judge. Anybody whos old enough to have smoked the Mexican brickweed has probably found everything from insect cocoons, dog hair and even a dead mouse one time for me. Not to mention how many mites,gnats, mildew and botrytis filled buds that stank of ammonia. And who out there thinks that those growers never took a tinkle or shat near or on their crops? SMH.
 

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You make a good point - we use municipal ( city ) water everywhere - that has been shit in or pissed into ( or worse ) already before it is recycled / purified and returned to the system - over and over.

The water in “ bottles “ basically start from municipal sources …. There are no untouched magic water wells tgat do not have some kind of contamination ( pathogenic or other ) that is why chlorine / chloramine are just a few elements added to sterlize the water.

Nasty rusty ass pipes run it to you , no matter where you live. All those trucker piss jugs scattered along a highway or road gets dumped somewhere - most likely a drain. Then it’s introduced all over again.

Imagine that comforting hot shower you are enjoying splashing all over your face - relaxing hot water - water that previously was in the toilet or has had multiple cycles of people washing their swampy asses / cleaning their stank crotches before you enjoy the sprinkling on your face.

Its that ol joke about the one soap in the shower everyone uses - Mom washes her ass with it , Dad washes his sack , Sis washes her stank bush and you sudsing up yo face .
 
Budzbuddha said:
Imagine that comforting hot shower you are enjoying splashing all over your face - relaxing hot water - water that previously was in the toilet or has had multiple cycles of people washing their swampy asses / cleaning their stank crotches before you enjoy the sprinkling on your face.

Its that ol joke about the one soap in the shower everyone uses - Mom washes her ass with it , Dad washes his sack , Sis washes her stank bush and you sudsing up yo face .
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I trust the microbes in the soil and the plant itself to make it safe more than i do ole Dan at the water treatment plant pissing or pulling his pud in the outgoing water. This post just made me face something i cannot unsee lol. My mind went to an entire hotel full of people washing the funk off their stanky asses , pissing in the shower or the drain. The pipes dont know the difference. Then they wash their funky ,stinking ass clothes in water headed for the same place the treatment plant. God im glad i live in a rural area with a private well. But im not stupid, i understand that up the street there could be dead bodies or garbage or ...shit,, running into the same aquifer. A neighbor once found a dead raccoon in his well. His cover had cracked and it was in there a loong time. Weve all drank city water. But some would have me feel nasty for smoking weed fertilized with a bit of urine instead of batshit and fish emulsion ? Ironic is an understatement here.
 
Same shit when entrust “ strangers “ to cook our restaurant food. Whether washed their fucking hands - just finished a most heinous shit - picked their noses or scratched their ass.

That line cook with acute acne ( someone that may have sketchy hygiene anyways ) cooking your burgers. Remember that Taco Bell idiot that licked the stack of shells on video ? Many some of you :mrgreen: probably don’t wash yo fucking hands after a visit to the porcelain throne….. * awkward pause.

Smell your hands ya freaks - guaranteed there is some kind of PISS PARTICLES glued to your paws.
:spew:

Then you puff puff pass that joint with yo homies while you are all sharing your own Pecker Particles when you handle that joint and slobb on it.

Congrats - you have dick flavors on your weed.

The Pee Circle of Life :hump:
 
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