Your Stupid Neighbor(s)

[Blue Wizard]

Fuck dude just sneak a goat and a couple chickens when they get close. you'll be set for a couple weeks.
Mhm, I reckon.

The thing with the goats was like 2 or 3 years ago, apparently the owners got a lot of property damage complaints and they are now penned. I'm getting my own chickens this year, I've got most of the land cleared where I'm going to build the coop and run.

We had chickens when I was younger and I sort of miss that, my step grandmother had a large flock, I really loved the peacocks and her little japanese bantams. It wasn't until years later that I found out she was also raising roosters for cock fighting in mexico.

From what I heard she bred a lot of good fighters and was very successful but it just made me feel kind of sick, I mean she wasn't a blood relative but I was as close if not closer to her than my biological grandmothers.

 

[the night owl]

that sucks. move before you lose yer shit on them.

Oh believe me as soon as I have the means I'm moving out to the country.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I guessing we all have this in common. Everyone has had a neighbor they can't stand at some point in their life. I wanna hear about yours.

Do they let their kids run wild? Their pets make noise all night? Trashy yard? Always in your business?

Let us hear your rants!

Funny I'd come across this thread today!

There was a huge party outside my house with TONS of kids! It was a birthday party, so from 1pm-around 10pm, fucking awesome!

At one point, one of the kids was sitting in the jolly jumper grabbing the sides pulling it down (by himself) and SCREAMING at the top of his fucking lungs "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and making another little girl cry the whole time. I ALMOST went out there and told him to shut the fuck up and stop being a dick! 20 fucking minutes of this shit! Meanwhile I'm thinking, where the fuck is this kids parents? Who would allow their kid to do this type of shit?

Other neighbors have jacked weed I'd been growing. Other neighbors play godawful mariache music that's absolute shit for 5 hours of the day, other neighbors don't give 2 fucks their dogs bark, every, fucking, minute, for hours at a time. Who can have this little amount of consideration for their fucking neighbors? Bullshit.

I hate having neighbors! Another reason why I want to go off the grid into the tundra of Canada or Alaska one day..

People are fucking retards who don't give a shit about things like 'neighbors'.

 

[UncleBuck]

my block is filled with 80, 90, and even 100 year old folks. almost every house. we have one next door neighbor though who has a ton of family living in one home, she is as kind as kind can be. we cook for each other and do random nice things for each other. they noticed me out guarding the GH every night this summer and helped out towards harvest time since she is an insomniac anyway.

we have two neighbors behind us. one house is a couple of teachers, and they love to have barbecues and parties during the summer and always invite us over. their kids call us the chicken people, we let them come over from time to time and pet the chickens. the other neighbors behind us are pretty quiet, keep to themselves, and don't complain about the smells coming out of the GH.

go a little further out though, and the people are more dickish. our neighborhood is only partly nice, and has a lot of pockets where you might as well be in alabama. methadone clinic just a few blocks down the road, and basically mexico if you cross the tracks (wrong side of the tracks rings true in this town). i'm surprised there weren't more security violations with the GH considering how close we are to the scum of the earth (the methadone junkies and homeless people, not the mexicans).

i feel lucky that we have good neighbors here and we look out for each other and help each other out. if this thread is any indication, we are very lucky people.

 

[Geronimo420]

My family had to move house because of our neighbours, from the moment we moved in we had nothing but trouble,we had a retired cop and his two sons living next door my youngest son was sixteen at the time and the cop and his two sons took an instant dislike to him,my son had a scooter for his sixteenth birthday they used to try and run him off the road or call the cops and report him for stupid things. Then things got really out of hand and the one roughed him up one night and threatened him, my other son decided he would have a word with these two lads but it made things worse.long story short one night the retired cop and his two sons cornered my son and whilst the cop held him down his two sons kicked him in the head and face, they did a real good job and he was taken by ambulance to hospital where he stayed for a week he was just sixteen the lads were much older.
After this happened my husbands motto was don't get mad get even, and he did big time! He was then looking at a prison sentence and the cops told us we should move house or someone would end up dead,we decided that we would move house as the street had become a battle ground, the cop and his family were never prosecuted for what they did to my son the cops said their were no witnesses so my husband took his own revenge and we all paid the price.

If they don't know were you moved to & you still know were they reside what are you waiting for...I suggest a good old Russian recipe call a cocktail Molotov

 

[dray86man]

I guessing we all have this in common. Everyone has had a neighbor they can't stand at some point in their life. I wanna hear about yours.

My neighbors are all great. My next door neighbor grows, too, so we share knowledge and genetics. Small kids next door are home schooled, so they are always home and another oldster who lives across the street will call the cops if someone cuts a loud fart out front in the sidewalk, so there's little fear of home invasion. Another guy across the way is a mechanical genius who can fix anything w/ an engine...I've got terrific neighbors.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Have you tried hollowing out pool balls to use? I do that, then when I light them, as fast as the waterproof fuse burns, I put the end of the fuse through a lit cigarette so I don't have to use 3 feet of cord if I want a couple minute delay.

I actually switched to pyrotechnic plastic shells reinforced with PVC cement and strapping tape. No way in hell I'll use a pool ball or PVC tubing/end caps etc, with my luck a piece of that shit would fly right through a neighbors stained glass window. You're making grenades, I make salutes like this one:

[video=youtube;EiwfD8co4Pc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiwfD8co4Pc&feature=related[/video]

 

[Esskayy]

I had a neighbour until about a month ago he moved out but he always demanded absolute silence (morning, night, afternoon whatever) not that I am a loud person but my alarm clock wakes me up with talk radio at a moderate level, I watch movies with my tv and no extra speakers and the normal standard of living most people have. I have lived in apartments for 5 years or so now and never had complaints until he moved above me. I would watch tv and even though I gave him my number to txt me or call me if there is a problem he needs to jump up and down stomping so much that my lights flicker if he is bothered. Since I do not want any visitors or problems because of my situation I listen to everything. About 2 months ago I was in the shower listening to talk radio with my cell phone and he started jumping up and down going crazy. Its a cell phone.... I turned it off and its been about a month or so since he moved out and I can FINALLY listen, laugh, speak at a human level lol

 

[Granny weed]

If they don't know were you moved to & you still know were they reside what are you waiting for...I suggest a good old Russian recipe call a cocktail Molotov

Oh they know where we are alright, we still have trouble with them on accasion but rest assured we've got it covered we know where they are 24/7

 

[RawBudzski]

None of my neighbors know one another.. everyone keeps to themself. I know the name of 1x kid on my street & have lived here 3x years.

 

[slowbus]

I live out in the country and don't have much of a problem with the neighbors, they occasionally play tejano music full blast, the people next door are the only trouble makers.

They let their big dogs free roam the neighborhood and their little shit kids were trying to shoot out the window on my truck once. Thank goodness for good old windshield glass from the 70's, the BB's just ricocheted off.

There are a lot of free range animals all over the neighborhood too, goats, chickens, guinea fowl and I was even greeted by a peacock on my roof a few times. The goats pissed me of, they ate a bunch of my cactus and pooped all over my driveway.

long story short-My neighbors goat ate the rag top off the other neighbors mint 68 firebird....lol.We have lots of ducks,swans that people feed.I gotta keep my dog tied up.

 

[Sunbiz1]

long story short-My neighbors goat ate the rag top off the other neighbors mint 68 firebird....lol.We have lots of ducks,swans that people feed.I gotta keep my dog tied up.[/QUOTE

Goat consuming soft top, that's classic!

 

[Granny weed]

I would very much like to know what what your husband did? If you don't mind.
Can private message me if you want...

Pm in your in box

 

[Total Head]

reading this thread gives me a lot of insight about why some people are so damn crabby sometimes (myself included). home is supposed to be the place where you can count on some kind of peace, and too many people don't get that sense of peace. winter is a bittersweet time because i hate snow and ice but it's the only time where all the douche neighbors are indoors and my windows are shut. after a good snow, i can stick my head out the front door and hear actual silence smack in the middle of a city. it's creepy but it's also nice.

also, i stumbled on this and it made me giggle:

 

[newgrowr]

I can't see my neighbors houses , but I assume their all a bunch of assholes.

lmao. 5555555

 

[Amaximus]

also, i stumbled on this and it made me giggle:

Fucking hilarious.

 

[theQuetzalcoatl]

The previous owner of the house I'm in now warned me that the one neighbor was an absolute bitch. His stories about her were awful but we decided it was worth the risk to be in the place where we are. I decided to befriend her so that I wouldn't have the same issues. First week we lived here I cut all her grass (she's practically a shut in) we weeded her walk while we were out weeding out own etc. Things went swimmingly for the first winter we were here. Come spring however the complaining started, my grass is too long, my hot tub is too loud and so on. She really started going out of her way to be a nuisance.

ALL of my other neighbors are awesome, to my left are an older couple, she garden's he restores canoe's. Across from them are an even older couple we never see or hear. Directly across from me is the in law's we get along fucking famously and beside them on the other side is a Canada border protection officer who smokes a TON of weed. Needless to say when the nuisance woman finally dropped the straw that broke the camel's back and started really getting in my face I stopped her mid sentence and told her " Look. I know for a FACT that the guy who lived here before me got along well with everyone but you, I also get along very well with everyone but YOU. Perhaps YOU are the problem." It's been very quiet around here. I couldn't be happier.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Love having a couple who drink 30 packs and bacardi rum like its drinking water till 3 am in the morning then become completely aloof when your forced to ask them to quiet down(we work for a living to pay bills not drink)they are so drunk they cant even function let alone put a sentance together. Ive thought about different ways(some legal some not) to deal with the issue, It seems they have a sense of enetitlement or the its my world you just live in it attitude. Which is a shame because this coulda been resolved so easily. What a shame that people have to be so idiotic and foolish!

 

[kinetic]

Long story short, had to lay a young buck out in the front lawn for repeatedly douchbagery. Wannabe rappers that slung drugs from the apartment above us. After they were evicted with a sherriff escort dbag had the audacity to tell the landlord he should thank him for heloing to move his own belongings out! We found used condoms in the driveway after they left and had the cops knocking at the door looking for him one moning.

 

[wanabe]

to make it short all my neighbors are fuckin hindus lol