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    In Memoriam: Tommy Ramone (1952 - 2014)

    What a shame. I was born to late to ever see any of the good bands play live. The musicians might die, but their music will live on. That's some solace at least. Blitzkrieg Bop was one of the first songs I learned to play on bass. Shame I don't remember how to play it anymore.
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    practical jokes for-

    Best Prank I've ever seen was : This guy goes bungee jumping with his friends, and right when he jumps off his friends start shouting "NO WAIT!!!" and then throw a rope down behind him. Since I doubt bungee jumping is an option here are some classics. Couch coffin - when someone sleeps on the...
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    Ways Naggers Bother You

    My wife used to Nag me about every little thing. So I made the habit, that whenever she started nagging at me I would click my tongue at her. Such a simple motion, and yet such a powerful response. It pissed her off something fierce, but she stopped nagging eventually.
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    Ways Naggers Bother You

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    I like you, you make me laugh!

    2 muffins are in an oven. First muffin says "man it's hot in here." Second muffin screams "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    3rd day at my new job. Day 1 - Saturday - 5 minutes of training on how to find items on in the back. Spent the rest of the day restocking shelves during one of the busiest days of the week, understaffed, under stocked. Ended up working an extra hour past my shift making a total of 9 1/2 hours...
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    My neighbors threatened my Wife today. By the time I came out of the house, hammer in one hand and knife in the other, they were gone. If you guys don't hear from me for a while, you'll know why. Trying to chill out right now. Not going very well.... and I was having such a good day.
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    Dick sucking thread

    Although I've tried on many occasions, I've never been able to suck my own dick.
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    Dick sucking thread

    Payed a hooker to blow me today. Everything was going great until I reached back to fiddle her clit and ended up cupping her balls. Should have taken the deep voice, adam's apple, and 5 o'clock shadow as a sign that something wasn't right.
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    Some people need to learn how to lay low. "hey man, you wanna buy some weed?" "Didn't you guys just get raided?" (I actually watched the SWAT team raid their house like a month ago) "That don't mean nothin."
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    Battle Wounds

    scar on my nose when I rode a lawnmower off a cliff. scar on my upper lip from when a "friend" swung a sword at me scars up each wrist from suicide attempts. Big scar (about 4" by 1") up my left calf from staph infection. Those are all the major ones anyway.
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    Dick sucking thread

    eh, every relationship has its pros and cons.
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    What Are You Wearing??

    You gotta be tough if you're going to be stupid. What do you mean about getting aroused? Pain has never been a sexual thing for me. In sensual areas there has been more pain then anything else... pain and blood. Lot's of blood.
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    Dick sucking thread

    Last time I got a blowjob I was high on xanax. This chick was deepthroating me on her couch, and I was just trying not to pass out and enjoy myself. Good times. My wife doesn't slob the knob, though. So it's been quite a few years since I've had my penis in someone's mouth.
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    What Are You Wearing??

    Septum wasn't a problem for me. The worst were the nipples... then again I did mine at 8 gauges, then at 14 verts, then again at 14's but stretched them to 10's with a q-tips. And if you're wondering you get hollow plastic q-tip, shave it down into a cone shape, lube it up, and jam it through...
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    Daquan?
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    What Are You Wearing??

    light blue t-shirt with a tribal cross design. Gray 3/4 length cargo shorts combat boots and as always, my ka-bar short. Gotta do laundry today. My entire outfit barely passed the smell test. I think this shirts been sitting in the bottom of my hamper for like a month or so. Little bit of...
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    A little less stressed out.

    I could, but it wouldn't do any good. The mental health care around here is pretty much shit. One place refused to treat me unless I went to AA because I had a single drink on my 22nd birthday. Another place doubled my med dosage and then canceled further appointments, then there was the place...
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    A little less stressed out.

    If I refuse, they'll kick me from the program and I won't be able to get my meds. Gotta play their game in order to get what I need. Trust me if I had a choice, I would just show up for the pills once every few months, but that's not an option.
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    Note to self thread

    Yeah, those things have a mind of their own when they're not being monitored. It's almost comical, watching them. We should do belt sander races. Set up a track, get a few belt sanders with different grit paper, a couple of beers and bowls, and let them run the course. Winner takes home the...
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