raratt
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I just had my motorcycle back in the day, yes there is an alternate use for the rear turn signal stems.
All your shitty jokes
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Laughing Grass
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Butt stuff! Kinky!
raratt
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More like OB stirrups.
MidnightSun72
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Did you hear about the scare crow that won the Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
He was out standing in his field.
Sir Napsalot
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After the Oscars, Chris Rock's face was examined for any fresh prints
Laughing Grass
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Sir Napsalot
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Laughing Grass
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TaoRich
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An Irishman living in Boston visits a bar, and orders 3 beers.
He drinks one.
Drinks another.
Then the 3rd.
He does this all night.
The barman is curious , and asks what's up.
"Oh, I miss my 2 brothers back home, Seamus and Paddy. This is my way of sharing a drink with them."
A few months later, same guy, same bar, same barman, but this time he orders 2 beers all evening.
Batman is curious again, and asks:
"I see you're ordering 2 beers only. I hope nothing untoward has happened to Seamus or Paddy?"
"Nope", the customer replies, "it's me. I've given up drinking."
He drinks one.
Drinks another.
Then the 3rd.
He does this all night.
The barman is curious , and asks what's up.
"Oh, I miss my 2 brothers back home, Seamus and Paddy. This is my way of sharing a drink with them."
A few months later, same guy, same bar, same barman, but this time he orders 2 beers all evening.
Batman is curious again, and asks:
"I see you're ordering 2 beers only. I hope nothing untoward has happened to Seamus or Paddy?"
"Nope", the customer replies, "it's me. I've given up drinking."
TaoRich
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One more really shitty one.
Three old guys in the nursing home are discussing their age related ailments ...
"I wake up in the morning with a full bladder, bursting for a leak but I battle to get it out."
"Huh, with me, I'm constipated in the mornings. It takes me ages of just sitting there to get my bowels moving."
"Oh, I have neither of those issues, I'm as regular as clockwork. 5:30am I have my first piss of the day, 6:00am a good solid dump. My problem is that I only wake up at 6:30."
Three old guys in the nursing home are discussing their age related ailments ...
"I wake up in the morning with a full bladder, bursting for a leak but I battle to get it out."
"Huh, with me, I'm constipated in the mornings. It takes me ages of just sitting there to get my bowels moving."
"Oh, I have neither of those issues, I'm as regular as clockwork. 5:30am I have my first piss of the day, 6:00am a good solid dump. My problem is that I only wake up at 6:30."
Laughing Grass
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MICHI-CAN
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You forget the rest of the punch line. "And it's not Ontario!"
Happy mothers day.
And what is a beaver?
A small fury meat eating mammal.
