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Hiphophippo

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Three guys are at a bull fight. The bull escapes and trampled all three men. As the men die and arrive at the gates of heaven St. Peter says to them boys heavens is full of ducks if you step on a duck and make it quack they all quack and you have to pay the price for all eternity so the first guy being a wise guy says watch this and kicks a duck it start to quack a nd they all start to quack next thing you know here comes saint peter with the most disgusting woman you’ve ever seen in tow she’s loud stinks and just a mess she gets chained to him for all eternity well as the other two watch they become very nervous watching there steps but after a while the 2nd guy makes a mistake and sits on a duck next thing all the ducks are going nuts and here comes St. Peter again with a even more vial woman than before and chains him up to her for all eternity now the third guy is really watching his step he doesn’t want to end up like his buddies and as he’s sitting there he sees St. Peter walking with the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen he’s just amazed by her St. Peter walks right over and chains her up to him as he’s sitting there he says to her man I don’t know what I did to deserve this but it’s wonderful she looks over and said oh yeah I stepped on a duck.
 
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