BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Twistyman]

Morning all......I don't know about you peeps, but this weather blows..3 days of sun out of 11...dark as Tut's tomb.....I'm going to get no vegging done this way..
I'm just going to put seeds outside on a plate and wait for them to turn into tops right away...Tomb tops...seed to tops, all I a week....Stupid Governments....no global warming eh!! The Us is flooding and Canada is in some sort of nuclear winter......OR THE END IS NIGH........

 

[Pookiedough]

Morning all......I don't know about you peeps, but this weather blows..3 days of sun out of 11...dark as Tut's tomb.....I'm going to get no vegging done this way..
I'm just going to put seeds outside on a plate and wait for them to turn into tops right away...Tomb tops...seed to tops, all I a week....Stupid Governments....no global warming eh!! The Us is flooding and Canada is in some sort of nuclear winter......OR THE END IS NIGH........

Come to the southeast U.S Twisty,iv'e had sunshine all week of course living in such a shit hole the least I could have is sunshine but im willing to share.

 

[email468]

"On top of Old Smokey, all covered with blood,
I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug.
I went to her funeral, I went to her grave,
but instead of flowers I threw a grenade."

on top of Ole Smokey - all covered in grass,
i shot my poor teacher right in the ass.
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride.
i couldn't have missed her - she's forty feet wide!

Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
throw your teacher overboard and
listen to her scream!

Ohhhhhhhhh
jingle bells, batman smells
robin laid an egg...
batmobile lost its wheel and
the Joker got away... hey!

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all became retarded
The Addams family!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Beans are good for every meal
(second verse)
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's eat beans at every meal.

 

[email468]

OMG, I was just thinking about this movie, I haven't watched it since I was a kid, and I LOVE this part. I'm going to smoke a bowl and watch it.

YouTube - The Sword in the Stone - A Most Befuddling Thing Part 1
YouTube - The Sword in the Stone - A Most Befuddling Thing Part 2 lmao, at 2:55, I wonder if that's where I got the idea for tackling and smothering people with love....

I love that little girl squirrel. She's so cute. I feel bad when she's all sad.

Stoned now

I love the sword in the stone! the fight between merlin and mim - with all the shape changing.. wow!

 

[Twistyman]

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Paid a dime, and only farted.
Next time I'll take a chance.
Save my dime, and shit my pants......

 

[email468]

rueben rueben, i've been thinking
what's that stuff that you've been drinking
smells like whisky, tastes like wine
oh my gosh - it's turpentine!

 

[Twistyman]

I just had a great laugh..At our local mall we have a terrasse in mall sort of coffee shop that all the old men in electric scooter's& chairs go to...we call it "old boot hill" a take off from my visit to boot hill biker bar in Daytona Fla., where you see rows of bikes..so this stunningly beautiful lady walks in wearing a fishnet top with 0 underneath....so these old boys all take a goooood look & bamm...A 3 scooter pile-up, that knocks the waitress on her butt....No injuries.....but got a good grin.........& a better loooook...WOW & she knew it..

 

[Twistyman]

Is anyone here having a hard time today posting...or is it at my end ????????

 

[email468]

this stunningly beautiful lady walks in wearing a fishnet top with 0 underneath....

she is doing her part in making the world a better place

 

[email468]

Is anyone here having a hard time today posting...or is it at my end ????????

i think it might be on your end - i'm not noting any degradation.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

on top of Ole Smokey - all covered in grass,
i shot my poor teacher right in the ass.
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride.
i couldn't have missed her - she's forty feet wide!

Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
throw your teacher overboard and
listen to her scream!

Ohhhhhhhhh
jingle bells, batman smells
robin laid an egg...
batmobile lost its wheel and
the Joker got away... hey!

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all became retarded
The Addams family!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Beans are good for every meal
(second verse)
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's eat beans at every meal.

lmao

I love the sword in the stone! the fight between merlin and mim - with all the shape changing.. wow!

Email, you officially rock even harder than before.

 

[email468]

lmao



Email, you officially rock even harder than before.

after your post on the self-fellatio thread - SO DO YOU!!!

 

[IAMDGK]

I just had a great laugh..At our local mall we have a terrasse in mall sort of coffee shop that all the old men in electric scooter's& chairs go to...we call it "old boot hill" a take off from my visit to boot hill biker bar in Daytona Fla., where you see rows of bikes..so this stunningly beautiful lady walks in wearing a fishnet top with 0 underneath....so these old boys all take a goooood look & bamm...A 3 scooter pile-up, that knocks the waitress on her butt....No injuries.....but got a good grin.........& a better loooook...WOW & she knew it..

haha thats hilarious man

Is anyone here having a hard time today posting...or is it at my end ????????

and it must be at your end cause i havent been having any problems posting today

 

[PlasmaRadio]

Is anyone here having a hard time today posting...or is it at my end ????????

I am also not feeling the posting flow... my ki is all out of alignment.

I think there is plumbing issues in my third or fourth chakra.

 

[ALX420]

I am also not feeling the posting flow... my ki is all out of alignment.

I think there is plumbing issues in my third or fourth chakra.

you should see a doctor. or a plumber?

is this the biggest thread yet?

 

[I <3 Cannabis]

Anyone wanna teach me how to make a nice bong? I usually use a bowl to smoke my weed off of, but I want bigger hits. Anyone care to teach me?

 

[ALX420]

cut an x in a two liter bottle. shove a down stem and bowel through the x and seal it with electrical or duct tape.

 

[IAMDGK]

cut an x in a two liter bottle. shove a down stem and bowel through the x and seal it with electrical or duct tape.

and thats how you ghetto manufacture paraphernalia

 

[resinated]

I got this in my mail from my brother...some of them are hilarious...others are not...take a glance

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !

 

[email468]

18. There are only three sexual encounters a man thinks about all his life: his first, his latest, and his next.