Skunk living under my porch!

Use good stereo, put the speakers face down on the floor and rock that shit. The skunk should get really annoyed and leave. While it's gone, seal off anywhere it can get in.
 
Sorry, not a fan of skunks, nasty little scavengers. I took care of 2 of them this last Summer after they got into the chicken coop.

Tell me about it. I've battled them for years. We live close to the river so there are a lot of them. I've seen entire families parade through our property. Mom, dad, the kids, an uncle or two, grandma and grandpa and one ragged old skunk way at the back that I'm sure was the mother-in-law. Just walking casually as if on a Sunday stroll. They didn't even acknowledge me when they went by. Rude little shits. I have to confess though. The babies are cute. Especially when they do their little threat display. My heart just melts and then I run like hell. The little ones are just as potent as their parents. I've scrubbed down a dog or two after a tangle and the smell lingered for weeks.
 
You need one of these ! Or simply bait it out of the hole and seal it up while its is not present .. And just in case of spray use Peroxide , baking soda and a few drops of dish soap for removal of the oils .. This mixture is best rubbed in with a rag and then rinsed away with water .. SKUNK.jpg
 
Just burn it out, old school style. 4 parts gas, 1 part simple syrup, 2 part polyethylene. Put that in an old fire extinguisher, pressurize, spray and ignite. That'll get rid of the skunk AND kill the smell!
 
Rent a live trap....bait it with cat food.when you catch him,throw a towel or anything over the trap they usually don't spray unless they can see what there aiming at,if he does spray the towel will keep it off you..find a friend with a pick up truck and drive him to a new home.when you release him he's gonna want out and shouldn't spray...
 
Have you tried reasoning with it ? Like just ask it to leave nicely ?
Maybe charge it rent ...idk just a couple suggestions.
 
dont kill it jesus

I guess in the end we know who is kind to animals and who is not .. I always remember those who choose the later .. All the comments here about killing it are simply egotistical and fucking lame ... I don't condone killing for fun and for those that do , FUCK YOU !
 
I guess in the end we know who is kind to animals and who is not .. I always remember those who choose the later .. All the comments here about killing it are simply egotistical and fucking lame ... I don't condone killing for fun and for those that do , FUCK YOU !

Is killing a roach infestation "for fun"? We're not Jainists here. Not most of us anyway. cn
 
Jainists or not , we all have a relationship within this universe and world .. I simply don't agree with killing for fun , I do hunt and fish yes but I dont kill anything with enjoyment no , I believe we are spiritual beings that are learning to be human and some of us just don't fucking get it ..
 
If you understand a Skunk you will know that it is a nocturnal creature that ranges in its scavenge for food anywhere from 1 mile to a 10 mile radius .. Get your lazy ass up at night and seal the hole lmao .. That is what I have done in the past when I had one under my shed .. Its easy to detect when its present and when not , even a blind man could follow this simple task ..

My Grandmother was a farmer and this is all she ever did when one made dens on her farm , she would usually make us kids go out at the am hours with a lantern .. Make sure the rocks are good sized field stones and pile them up heavy...
 
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