The Daily Bread

CatHedral

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OK. If I make a penis shaped loaf and call it a day can we drop all the nonsense and talk about bread?

I'll yeast up some flour, make some balls and a dick. Bake it. Post a pic. Everyone can laugh and then we'll all go on our merry way talking about actual bread.

I'm starting my New Year starter tomorrow.
If you make a penis loaf, don’t call it a day. Call it something cockical.
 

C. Nesbitt

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Wife is marking a banana bread later today. Maybe closer to a cake than a bread, but it’s called “bread” and gets baked so I’ve decided it’s ok. Pictures later, probably after the ‘Bama/Cinci game.
It will not be shaped like anyone’s privates and will hopefully bring the libido of this thread back into balance.
 
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curious2garden

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I'm hungry now...
I will be when that pork hits 203! The bread is meh. The yeast is more than a decade old and I should have went for 450 on my oven but was afraid I'd torch it so it went more sideways than up. There's also the kitchen that bakes bread. When you are constantly doing bread it raises better and handles better. Some is experience and some is you've inoculated your environment with yeast.

Sadly that's what stops a lot of people from baking bread. You've got to make a few loaves to get better at it. Even when your hands remember your air isn't as favorable. Yeah that's my story. Now where's that fucker @xtsho that made me do this LOL!
 
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raratt

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I will be when that pork hits 203! The bread is meh. The yeast is more than a decade old and I should have went for 450 on my oven but was afraid I'd torch it so it went more sideways than up. There's also the kitchen that bakes bread. When you are constantly doing bread it raises better and handles better. Some is experience and some is you've inoculated your environment with yeast.

Sadly that's what stops a lot of people from baking bread. You've got to make a few loaves to get better at it. Even when your hands remember your air isn't as favorable. Yeah that's my story. Now where's that fucker @xtsho that made me do this LOL!
I could always drag out my bread machine...lol. I have a recipe for apple cider bread, and a bunch of quick rise yeast.
 

curious2garden

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