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oh my. That’s not exactly a product testimonial.I had an old beater car that one of the doors would not lock, so I bought this thing called "The Club" that would make it so you couldn't operate the steering wheel.
One evening when I came back to my car, the door was open. I looked inside and somebody had stolen The Club.
I remember the ads, from the golden age of disco hair.